Cheye........ The cat kicker!!!

Ok so i was texting my friend and eating a snack. My cat wanted some of my snack so i told her to get out. She did. I told my friend I kicked my cat out of my room. She said i was going to go to jail for animal abuse, be put in a seclusion cell, with cat pictures on the walls until i learned to be nice to cats. Then i would be nice to cats but inside be kicking them! So when i was released i started kicking cats again and be put back in a seclusion cell for the rest of my life. THE END :D